How often do you nip to the toilet?
No, I don’t expect you to answer that. Just think about it for a moment. It’s normal. It’s part of your day and everyone around you. We all talk about it at some point and it’s as natural as talking about your next meal.
Has it ever occurred to you that your favourite TV character rarely goes for a natural break? Generally, neither do the characters in books. Why?
I recently read a book where the hot male lead eventually finds the sexy female he been searching for. Does he say something worthy of a hero? No, he says, “I gotta take a piss.” He then disappears into the bathroom. I loved him for that. Considering this man had travelled a long way, this was very likely. Yet normally its a fact ignored.
In another book, the women escaping her lover’s bed went to sit on the toilet and contemplate for a while. That works. That’s normal, too
My mind tends to be a little overactive at times. (You’ve sussed that, right?) Even when I’d rather not go where it takes me. This was one of the scenarios my mind played:
The beautiful girl lies across the bed in her bra and briefs. Her hair cascades over the side and flows to the floor. She is waiting for her lover to return.
He opens the bathroom door, his hair falling slightly over his chiselled features. He is wearing a white vest which is pulling tight over his ripped torso. Boxers show off his strong sturdy legs.
The toilet is still flushing behind him. He’s been in there at least five minutes. A smell follows him out…..
What? It’s natural, its what happens but it doesn’t really work does it? It’s not necessary. It’s what our partners do in real life and we want an escape, not normality!
So yes, it’s okay for our characters to nip to the toilet. It’s real.
Now, I’m gonna take it one step further. How many times do you or someone around your, fart? No, don’t answer that either.
I’ve read 100s of books and only in one book does this happen – The girl lay under a tree with her boyfriend. They were talking and laughing together. Suddenly she let out a little lady fart (is there such a thing?) And that was it. Never was it mentioned again.
Having read some short stories recently containing all the wet slapping sounds of erotic.I sometimes wonder whats so different. Anything and everything goes these days, so it’s probably only a matter of time.
So let’s keep our writing real and know our own boundaries. How far would you go to keep realism alive? How far does a reader expect an author to go?